humor siapa yang tau harga monas

seseorang perantau dari desa pergi kejakarta.ia terkagum kagum krena baru pertama kali melihat monas.
kemudian ia berinisiativ untuk menanyakan berapa harga monas...
ia bertanya kpd bpak ddekat situ..
perantau:pak tau hrga mnas ga pak??
bpk:cobah tany tukang becak deh..
"bang monas brapa bahng.pasti djwab Rp.3.000 kalo dr menteng loo..

ANJING PINTAR NONTON FILM

Suatu hari, aku pergi ke bioskop. Di baris depanku ada seorang tua dan anjingnya. Filmnya lucu dan sedih. Di adegan film yang sedih, anjing itu menangis tersedu-sedu, dan di adegan yang lucu, anjing itu tertawa terbahak-bahak. Begitu terus sampai filmnya selesai. Setelah filmnya selesai, aku mendekati orang tua itu.

"Wah Pak, baru kali ini saya melihat kejadian sepeti tadi!" ujarku. "Anjing Anda kelihatannya suka sekali filmnya."

Orang tua itu lalu menyahut, "Iya tuh. Padahal dia benci bukunya lho."

andai pandai seperti pendekar HUMOR

Menghadapi putranya yang selalu malas belajar dan sekolah, seorang ibu lalu mengajaknya menonton sebuah film silat yang memperlihatkan usaha perjuangan tokohnya agar dapat dijadikan contoh dan teladan bagi putranya tersebut. Film itu mengisahkan seorang pendekar yang pada akhir cerita menjadi sakti dan terkenal karena giat berlatih, penuh semangat, dan tidak kenal lelah sedikit pun.

"Begitulah jadi manusia," kata sang ibu. "Berakit-rakit ke hulu, berenang-renang ke tepian. Rajin pangkal pandai!"

"Tapi," kata putranya, "Pendekar itu tidak pernah mendapat pekerjaan rumah, belajar matematika, sejarah, dan geografi kan, Bu?"

lyric lagu your call serenade second hand

Waiting for your call, I’m sick, call I’m angry
Call I’m desperate for your voice
I’m listening to the song we used to sing
In the car, do you remember, butterfly, early summer?
It’s playing on repeat, just like when we would meet
Like when we would meet

I was born to tell you I love you
And I am torn to do what I have to
To make you mine, stay with me tonight

Stripped and polished, I am new, I am fresh
I am feeling so ambitious
You and me, flesh to flesh
’Cause every breath that you will take
When you are sitting next to me
Will bring life into my deepest hopes, what’s your fantasy?
What’s your, what’s your

I was born to tell you I love you
And I am torn to do what I have to
To make you mine, stay with me tonight

And I’m tired of being all alone
And this solitary moment makes me want to come back home
And I’m tired of being all alone
And this solitary moment makes me want to come back home

And I’m tired of being all alone
And this solitary moment makes me want to come back home
And I’m tired of being all alone
And this solitary moment makes me want to come back home

I was born to tell you I love you
And I am torn to do what I have to
I was born to tell you I love you
And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

lyric lagu when I'm gone simple plan

I look around me,
But all I seem to see,
Is people going no where,
Expecting sympathy.

It’s like we’re going through the motions,
Of a scripted destiny.
Tell me where’s our inspiration,
If life wont wait,
I guess it’s up to me.

[Chorus:]
Woah!
No, we’re not gonna waste another moment in this town.
Woah!
And we won’t come back your world is calling out.
Woah!
We’ll leave the past in the past,
Gonna find the future.
If misery loves company well,
So long, you’ll miss me when I’m gone.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Procrastination, running circles in my head.
While you sit there contemplating,
You wound up left for dead (left for dead)
Life is what happens while you’re busy making your excuses.
Another day, another casualty.
And that won’t happen to me.

[Chorus]

Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
When I’m gone-

Let’s go!

Won’t look back,
When I say goodbye.
I’m gonna leave this a hole behind me,
Gonna take what’s mine tonight.
Because every wasted day becomes a wasted chance.
You’re gonna wake up feeling sorry,
Because life wont wait,
I guess it’s up to you.

[Chorus]

Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.

lyric lagu syakira waka waka

You’re a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
Get back in the saddle
You’re on the front line
Everyone’s watching
You know it’s serious
We’re getting closer
This isn’t over

The pressure’s on; you feel it
But you got it all; believe it
When you fall get up oh, oh
And if you fall get up eh, eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cause this is Africa
Tsamina mina eh, eh
Waka waka eh, eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Listen to your god; this is our motto
Your time to shine
Don’t wait in line
Y vamos por todo
People are raising their expectations
Go on and feel it
This is your moment
No hesitation

Today’s your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Believe it
If you get down
Get up oh, oh
When you get down
Get up eh, eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina eh, eh
Waka waka eh, eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
Tsamina mina eh, eh
Waka waka eh, eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

kegoblokan temen emak gue

ini KISAH NYATA lagi gan!!
temen emak gw yg bernama AYU ini atau sering di panggil POKAY emang bener2 BEGO dah gan...
mau ngibuul tapi ngibulnye kelewatan BEGO...gyahaha~
mau tau?gini ceritanye gan ::

suatu hari temen emak gw yg namanye AYU (POKAY) dateng kerumah gw..
biasa deh main kerumah ngobrol2 sama emak gw...

setelah beberapa saat ngobrol..emak gw ngomong gini gini..

EMAK GW : enak kali yak ke BELANDA ... adem banget pasti disono..kaga panas kaya disini..
GW : iyalah enak...disini kan banyak matahari mah...mangkanya panas..
EMAK GW : itu mah pasar swalayan dodol!!hahaha..
GW : hahahahaha~

lagi asik2nya gw sama emak gw becanda...tiba2 si POKAY ikut2an ngomong..

POKAY : gw pernah tuh teh mau di ajak ke belanda...
(maksutnya bukan teh celup!tapi dia manggil emak gw dengan sebutan *teh* soalnya emak gw orang sunda)
EMAK GW : hah?beneran lo yu?asik dong...
POKAY : iyaa beneran..pas tapi duluu waktu gw masi gadis...
EMAK GW : terus lo kesono?
POKAY : kaga lah orang jauh bangeett...gw uda setengah perjalanan padahal teh..tapi gara2 kejauhan gw balik lagi deh..
EMAK GW & GW : haahh???balik lagii!!??
POKAY : iya..gw gatahan kejauhan abisnya...gw kan capeek..
EMAK GW : lah kok bisa balik lagi yu??
POKAY : bisa lah..pas uda ditengah jalan gw minta balik aja sama SOPIR BUS nya...abisan uda magrib...
EMAK GW : haahh!!?? SUPIR BUS!!?? lo kebelanda naek BUS yu!??
POKAY : iya..gw naek BUS..mana mahal banget lagi karcis nya..tapi biarin aja gw balik lagi..orang gw capek teh...
EMAK GW : lah emang bisa yu kesono naek BUS?kan jauh tau.. naek PESAWAT lah yu...
POKAY : kagaa..gw waktu itu naek BUS bisa kok..
GW : wuiiiiiiihh!!hebat tante ayu bisa ke BELANDA naek BUS!!gyahaha!!
POKAY : ...... iya ... *mukanya uda mulai malu2 singkong*

kayanya si POKAY ini uda mulai sadar kalo ke BELANDA ITU GABISA NAEK BUS!
tapi karna GENGSI..dia tetep kekeh kalo dia ke BELANDA naek BUS!

GW : mah kapan2 kita ke BELANDA yuk~naeek BUS~syahahaha~
EMAK GW : hahaha..iya... *emak gw ketawanya ditahan2*
POKAY : ........ *diem aja nahan malu kaya orang kebelet pup*
EMAK GW : lo emang uda nyampe mana yu?kok balik lagi?kan tanggung yu..
uda beli karcis mahal2 juga.. *emak gw masih aja nahan ketawa*
POKAY : uda lumayan jauh deh teh... *masi ngibul aja ni orang!*
GW : tante ayu baru nyampe CIANJUR ya?hahahaha~

karna gw terus2an ketawa ngeliat temen emak gw NGIBUL ..
akhirnya si POKAY jadi malu sendiri terus pamit pulang..

POKAY : gw balik dulu ya teh...kasian anak gw ditinggal...
EMAK GW : iyaaa ati2 ya yuu...


setelah POKAY pergi GW sama EMAK GW langsung KETAWA !!


GYAHAHAHAHHA~~

aduuhh si POKAY bego banget sih!!masa ke BELANDA NAEK BUS!!??
naek GETEK kek yg kerenan!!